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kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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— 6 hours ago with 781820 notes

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

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— 6 hours ago with 535905 notes

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

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— 6 hours ago with 776230 notes

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

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peekachiu:

'what do you want for your birthday?'

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beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

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— 6 hours ago with 54004 notes

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

charlesdutton:

my mom’s boyfriend is this 6’2 super buff macho dude with many facial piercings who enjoys death metal and i just came downstairs and found him crying because they had to put down a dog on animal cops

i like him

keep him

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epluspdegeneres:

megalightningeclipse:

ellenellen:

somebodytoporn:

- I hate that I can’t get you pregnant. - I hate it more.  - Couldn’t possibly.  - Oh, yeah. Know why?When I fell in love with you I decided that  I never wanted another man in my life or in my bedroom, at least. And now,in order to get pregnant I have to have another man,or at least a part of a man..in the bedroom,and it’s not fair. And so I hate it more..  - Honey, you’re sitting on my ball.

If These Walls Could Talk 2 // Fran & Kal

epluspdegeneres:

megalightningeclipse:

ellenellen:

somebodytoporn:

- I hate that I can’t get you pregnant.

- I hate it more.

- Couldn’t possibly.

- Oh, yeah. Know why?
When I fell in love with you I decided that I never wanted
another man in my life or in my bedroom, at least. And now,
in order to get pregnant I have to have another man,
or at least a part of a man..in the bedroom,and it’s not fair.
And so I hate it more..

- Honey, you’re sitting on my ball.

If These Walls Could Talk 2 // Fran & Kal

— 6 hours ago with 38 notes

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

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— 6 hours ago with 763882 notes

kennyjb:

 The Government Shutdown explained in the best way.  

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onceuponawildflower:

awwww-cute:

21 Golden Retriever puppies from two litters

I think I would die of happiness.

onceuponawildflower:

awwww-cute:

21 Golden Retriever puppies from two litters

I think I would die of happiness.

— 6 hours ago with 19500 notes